The weird and the complex. They don't go out.
XY:it's weird,u know.
XX: what is? that ur a close match to the guy i wanna go out with, nd still we're not together?
XY: NO. that's complex. so complex that i'd rather sky dive than try to think of an explanation for it. pataa ni.
XX: it's nt that complex. think bout it nd tell me tomorrow. Abhi, I gotta go.
You know what? I think I knew the reason already, but i dint say it because of the only reason I don't say things: I wasn't sure.
She gave me one night to think about it. I could be sure. Although I knew I had the whole next day to "Think about it". But it was agony i couldn't prolong.
Down to the reason, however.
I have always had this feeling that bandiyaan think I'm over ready for a thing as delicate as a relationship. That I'll smother her if we go out. That the intensity will ruin both our lives.
They're right, and not because they're ladies, but because I agree.
But the point is not why I’m not ready, or over-ready. The point is why would she hold back when she's been talking to a guy she could go out with, for so long. This was what I gave my whole night to.
I couldn't zero in on the perfect answer, but I short listed 4 most probable.
PLEASE REMEMBER: Even God can't fathom what goes on inside a woman.
But ‘He’ tried in the following lines :D
1. Pyar ke side effects
She's been committed passionately, completely, and religiously once. And she's been out of it. She may deny it, but I think she's scared of her next boyfriend being what her ex was. She doesn't want to dig into ice cream tubs again. Even though they're low-fat.
2. The career woman in her holds back.
It's not love I see. It's like she can forecast a flowchart: Girl goes out-is happy-but not focussed-1 year later, she ends up heartbroken, and not an IAS.
The thought scares her so much that she goes Hollywood...If the guy can't wait an year, I’ll wait. For another guy :P
3. All men are fuckin' pigs.
When you're talking to a girl for over 2 years (1 yr out of which she's been single) and still not going out, bells ring. And if you're one of her very very few male friends, the logic is inevitable. It has to be one out of:
1. All men are fuckin' sex starved pigs.
2. You're her gay teddy bear.
I'd turn my suicide note into real, if it's the latter. Right now.
4. I'm not just there. And never will be.
I started this thing with a dialogue about me being a "close match....". Is that the catch? I mean there's always been this "you-are-just-a-friend-sumit-and-I-want-to-talk-to-you (but-ur-so-ugly-I've-never-ever-thought-of-going-out-with-you) thing running up and down my brain cell membranes.
Is this true? Is it true that maybe I AM her gay teddy bear?
*wide-eyed-can't-believe-it-expression*
1. You really shouldnt have posted anything after ur suicide note.
2. Ur gay!
A girl asks u out nd u chicken out?
okay i know ur all one-woman-man nd all but u gotta be social!!
Dont start loving her.. just go out nd see how things work out!
Now i know ur not even reading.. cuz its ME who's writing, also knw that ur the man who gets floods of offliners from chicks when u log in even with a gap of 5minutes.
But watever, u dont sound like a dude anymore!
PS: Um not a very good writer, or good at anything at all, as u'd say.
I'd second that btw,
Cuz its a Pathetic nd a hopeless comment!
Gawwd.. i so wish i had a nubbin.
then i'd even take u on in the RBG GDs!
Cupid's Best Pal said...
Friday, July 25, 2008 2:20:00 AM
1. Its my blog. I post whatever, wherever.
2. I'm not gay.
3. "A" girl dint ask me out.. have you been smoking lately? Or did u just wanna post a comment and dint read a thing?
4. Read your comment again. See who sounds gay.
The Acid Tongue said...
Friday, July 25, 2008 8:41:00 AM
"XX: what is? that ur a close match to the guy i wanna go out with, nd still we're not together?"
Plz tell me she's a she.
Please!
Cupid's Best Pal said...
Friday, July 25, 2008 10:52:00 AM
bandiyan fuddu hoti hain yaar. fuddu. period.
oblique-skeptic said...
Saturday, August 09, 2008 11:32:00 AM
Read a few of ur posts.. including ur suicide note!!
U sure have guts to bare ur heart out like this that too with an open idty (.i.e. if u really mean what u write). Not bad at all!!
Gouri said...
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 10:50:00 PM
@hakim
tujhe ni mili to saale fuddu ho gayi sab ki sab?
:D
waise i half heatedly agree. still hopeful, you see.
@gauri
thanks for dropping in. Judging me is my readers' call. I say nothing.
The Acid Tongue said...
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 10:56:00 PM
Ha ha ha.... yes you are the gay teddy bear ....she likes you but doesnt want you.... back out or she shall feed on your psyche and emotions...she isnt deranged...she is just too clever... bail out ... or she shall infest upon your reason too... die bitch die.
P.S. She== all the femmes of the world
Vandana Appaiah said...
Tuesday, September 09, 2008 6:49:00 PM
@vandy
not many amaze me.
you do it everytime.
The Acid Tongue said...
Thursday, September 11, 2008 1:47:00 PM
you must have had a display pic where u are sticking your tongue out. :D
acid tongue u say,right? :P
you write interestingly.
purple deepens.. said...
Wednesday, October 15, 2008 3:43:00 PM
@purple deepens
Interesting things happen to me. I just blurt 'em out. Thanks for the appreciation. Don;t get it a lot.
The Acid Tongue said...
Wednesday, October 15, 2008 3:49:00 PM
I have no idea of what you are
referring to in your message.. no clue of what you are talking about??? BTW What is this in connection with???
Do I tried to suggest you something?? refresh me..
Babita Tiwari said...
Tuesday, January 06, 2009 1:53:00 PM